Weekly Call Center Funnies

I work in a call center monitoring calls for a certain American car company that has a strong following in the UK. Some things said on the phone will make you laugh.

Best comeback by an agent.
Agent: "This call may be monitored or recorded for quality control purposes."

Caller: "So that means I can't cuss?"

Agent: "No sir it means I can't."

Funniest Little old lady. Agent: So ma'am this is c as in Charlie and d as in delta?"

LoL: "No, that is not d as in delta it is b as in bomb."

Funniest name that should be rated R. Well I thought it was gonna be a tie between M. Schwakoff and Lester Morrass. But late on Friday there was a late entry (so to speak) Bill Dickovick. Clearly the winner by a um length.

Funniest name PG or better. Again the Brits run away with this on. You have to think his dad either had a sense of humor or knew what he would be doing the first 2 years or so of his life. The best name this week is .................Phil Diaper.

Best simile by an Englishman........ "That is as daft as a mission statement."