(AP)The USAF, facing severe budget cuts, unveiled their new cost cutting F-7.5 also known as "The Appeaser" Manufactured by Chamberlin Aeronautics in the Czech Republic. It is able to "project force without frightening our enemies.
According to Supreme Court Justice nominee Sonia Sotomayor "the enemies of our country should be free of the oppressive fear of our military, they should fear our strongly worded letters and UN Resolutions instead." She also affirmed that the US Constitution affirms the right of our enemies to be free of such oppression. When asked where in the Constitution does it grant that right, she shrugged her shoulders and said "Its there, any woman of color can see it in a minute."
President B. Hussein Obama added that "Treaties with dangerous regimes be less costly than fighting them, and we can trust them to honor their agreements, if they didn't plan to honor them why uh , um uh, um ,(teleprompter malfunction) why would they take the time to forge the agreement in the first place?"
Next month the Army will unveil its new Nerf Tank.
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Aww, everybody makes fun of the Air Force. Altho, I think you caught me laughing at the Nerf Tank. Can it be blue and then it can be a Smurf Nerf Tank?
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Ruby Estelle
Reminds me of the movie 'Aliens', when the LT told the Marines not to use guns in the terraforming facility. "What do you expect us to use, man? Harsh language?"
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